Sadly, I didn't have enough time to finish programming
Vocaro Asshole (TM) before I had to leave for the Peace Corps.
I'm not sure when I'll have enough time
to sit down and do it -- could be anywhere from 6 months to four years
from now. Sorry for that.

In the meantime, you can download a non-Java, non-networked,
non-multiplayer, non-as-much-fun-as-mine-is-gonna-be version of the asshole game
by clicking here. Look for a program called "President".